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Don't be! my entire from my dad's side are Christian and they're wonderful people! It's just the idiots of the world that are like that.

Yeah :')

but still aha it's sad that idiots like that exist >.<

Yeah. One of the people was openly homophobic, and I'm like, you sure I'm the one who's going to Hell?

Speaking of Hell- my German grandfather used to always say he wanted to go to Hell because then he wouldn't have to work as much because there are so many people there- Its a joke, but he wasn't wrong :/

homophobic people are just -

I wanna slap them all the way to the pacific -

my homophobic brother included :')

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I mean, there's some truth there aha

but I mean, from what christianity sorta paints hell to be like, it's a hard pass for me lmao

Part of that might be because my fierce little catholic grandmother took me to one of those terrifyingly giant cathedrals/churchs in Ecuador literally plated in gold leaf, and showed me a painting of somebody's depiction of hell.

Scared the crap out of my little eleven year old self. When my dad was young and did something bad, my grandmother would take him to that same chapel, make him stand there in front of the painting, and ask him "which one are you?" (there's little demons in that painting each doing their own thing). Scared the crap outta him, too aha

That would scare the crap out of my whatever age self I am right now XD
Grandmothers are terrifying XD

It's even more terrifying that grandmothers can be 5 foot nothing, if even that, and are a million times more terrifying

especially if she's wearing chanclas asdfghjkl;

You know what's even scarier?
A childerbeast XD

I'm gonna be a 4'11 grandma one day xD

The internet says women will lose 2 inches of height by 70- so I'll be 5'3- not bad.
At least my brother will be under 5 foot when he's old >:D

WHAT-

Wait-

That means I'll be 4'8 when I'm Old >:O