Uncle

pfft

Nope :) I shall hoard them until you have apologized to everyone you have murdered or threatened to :)

The rain washed out the pasture, leaving a three foot deep hole. The mare fell in the whole, dislocating her hip and landing on her side. She was laying on her side when we found her. Since horses can't lay on their side for long, it killed her - the mare's internal organs were crushed and her neck was broken. But, she lived a long life as she was 30 years old.

Niece

But that's, like...

Over a hundred people.

South

That's just real depressing. :( I saw a dead horse... once, when I was young. We found him in the pasture before the owners did - I just remember how wrong it looked, the lifelessness.
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Uncle

mUrDerEr

now, go give all the bodies in the closet a proper burial before I steal all of your axes as well :)

Sandman

Ich hab' die geheime Messer von starry gefunden!

Shatter

I swear-

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?

time for google translate to come to the rescue -

Its too late >:)

WHAT?

what knives did you find????

Do you WANT me to spam your mailbox?

Shatter

Gib mir!

Uncle

that says 'give me'

yes? Look at me go, reading languages I don't speak