Damnit Determined! You've given me moar ideas!
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Evie: Why does everyone else have romantic relationships, but not me?
Cal: Uhh... I dunno. Hey, did you hear about the release date of Half-Life 3?
Evie: What? Where?!? TELL ME YOUR SOURCES!
Cal: Well, you see...
Axel: Okay, go, go, go!
*Nabih, Leroy, and Tyler drop from the ceiling on one of those spy cord harnesses & grab their respective people while Cal distracts Evie*
~Transition to an unmarked white van filled with screens and technology~
Nabih: Alright, Operation Smuggling is a go! Axel, Ethan, you're on research! Areithous, you defend them. Leroy, Tyler, and I are the retrievel squad. Move out people!
*Everyone goes and does their thing*
Axel: *On the radio* Operation Leader, I've got a hit.
Nabih: Alright, send us the info. You heard the man, let's go!
~Transition to non-descript MacDonnelly's~
A Totally Real Human Girl: Oh boy, am I sure enjoying this MacDonnelly's salad and fries! Like a normal person would!
Tyler, dressed all in black like some 5th grader mixed ninja and black ops clothes to look cool: Everyone knows that humans don't purchase salads from fast food chains! I've found it! *Launches taser at A Totally Real Human Girl*
A Totally Real Human Girl: Oh no! I am being kidnapped! Help, fellow humans!
Leroy, dressed in the same fasion as Tyler: Nothing to see here, folks, just getting her back home safe. Runaways, you know?
Everyone Else: Huh. Seems legit. *Turns back to their meals*
Leroy: *Radio* Alright, Nabs, we've got the package. Prepare to recieve, ETA ten minutes.
Nabih: Copy that, Lee. We'll be ready with the equipment, over and out.
~After retreival and back in the van~
Ethan: Alright, get it in the chair. I'll be able to reprogram it, correctly this time. Now at least Cal won't let it run off out of a mistaken code of morals. We told him it was an android, right?
Axel: Yes. I think he forgot. How long will it take?
Ethan: Done!
Tyler: Wait, really? Computers got fast.
Nabih: Okay, everyone, final stage. Let's set Evie up and everything will be good! This android was designed to be perfect for her, and if it ever isn't, well, we can always try again.
Tyler: Will this one break when we give it the shovel talk?
Ethan: Nah, it should hold up. I took into account everyone's more... violent tendencies.
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Yes, Evie is the baby sister of the group. She can't get a girlfriend because everyone keeps scaring them off with anything ranging from murder threats to actual Saw-level trials of devotion. So they had to make one that they all could agree on.