Because I own a black hole the size of our solar system.

Well, that's certainly a reason to be confident...

I don't think you'd need a black hole to take some currency though, so it'd be a bit of a waste for your poor black hole aha

And what if-

I took the fortune and HiD iT? Black holes aren't octopuses, it won't be able to get between smol cracks >:D

I don't even know what my logic is anymore-

Ah- but I own a demon cat where even the smallest harness we could find is too small for her- and unlike an octopus, she'll kill-
And I think she likes me.
Plus black holes can be tiny too-

I'll take the fortunes, and hide it in my special box in my cupboard. Nothing can get through that. I might also hide myself in the box-

But if you take the furtune you're stealing from Spaghetti. Your own sister.

You're literally our cousin, so if I was stealing from her I'd be as bad as you're being right now >.>

But I'm not stealing, just taking it and hiding it from you. Starro-maggaro is the only other person with access to the box, and I have all intentions of giving her fortune back once this has passed aha

I'm your adopted cousin- I have no shared blood- hah!
but I'm bored now and tired again- so- I shall not steal this day.

I think the only blood Starro-maggaro and I have in common is that we're poth part Spanish, I think? I might be wrong

>.>

*cautiously returns Starro-maggaro's fortune*

Onyx! How did you get into the box? >.>

It is a very big box, I agree. It's got a five star rating :3