static, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
karma, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
spirits of spiders: what the fuck are you guys doing?
static: playing systemic oppression

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Canyou reply to the rps so I can enter Cream?

Beloved Schizoprenic child

XD shall love him as well-

ScRe aM

~Incorrect quotes~

spirits of spiders: So, what is karma to you?
static: The reason I wake up every morning.
spirits of spiders: ...That’s adorable.
karma earlier that morning, barging into static′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!

static, driving karma and spirits of spiders: So how was your day?
karma: We almost got surprise adopted!
static: What?
spirits of spiders: We almost got kidnapped.
static: Oh, okay.
static: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

thats me!!!

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
static, joking: karma's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
karma: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
karma: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
karma: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
spirits of spiders: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
karma: YEAH, SPIRITS OF SPIDERS. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH SPIRITS OF SPIDERS. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
karma: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
static: *Cracking up*
karma: YEAH, SPIRITS OF SPIDERS. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
karma: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
spirits of spiders:
static: Okaaay-
spirits of spiders: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
static: Maybe fire? Fire type?
spirits of spiders: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?

karma: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea static I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
karma: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
spirits of spiders: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
karma, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

static: We need a distraction.
karma: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
spirits of spiders, whispering: My time has come

-

pfffft

static: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
karma: I'm a knife.
spirits of spiders, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

-

how do you know that?!

I like dragon and ghost types lmao

my sister beats my ass even with my team of fucking legendaries cause she has fairy types ijfdbgihvdrhbfx