if anyone wants to draw these senarios, go ahead

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shade: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
blade: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
jake: I recorded the dumb stuff.
liko: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
zeal: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

shade: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what jake will and will not eat.
blade: Grass? Yes!
shade: Moss? Yes!!
blade: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
shade: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
blade: Worms? Sometimes!
shade: Rocks? Usually nah.
blade: Twigs? Usually!
shade: zeal's cooking? Inconclusive!
liko: How did you… test this?
shade: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
liko: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
zeal: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

shade: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
blade: Have everyone stand.
jake: Bring three more chairs!
liko: The most important ones can sit down.
zeal: Kill three.

shade: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
blade: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
shade: Three of us saw it, blade. How do you explain that?
blade: *points at jake* Sleep deprivation. *points at liko* Paranoia. *points at zeal* Delusional personality disorder.

shade: Nothing in life is free.
blade: Love is free!
jake: Adventure is free.
liko: Knowledge is free.
zeal: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

holy shit- zeals a savage

shade: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
blade: Looking right because you left
jake: Looking up cause you let me down
liko: Looking down cause you fucked up
zeal: What is wrong with you guys

shade: I’m an idiot.
blade:
jake:
liko:
zeal:
shade:
blade: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

shade: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
blade: Rude.
jake: That’s fair.
liko: Not again.
zeal: Are you going to want this back?

shade: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
jake: Oh, I’m always running
jake: The question is from what

shade: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
jake: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
shade: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
blade: Actually I did the math, jake would have $225, not $0.15.
jake: Fam I’m right here....
liko: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
shade: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
liko: Sorry I only have a dollar
shade: :(
blade: Hey I just realized my friend is right, jake would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
liko: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
blade: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
zeal: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
blade: Apply juice to what
irl me: Directly to the forehead
jake: Great chat everyone