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Mauve: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Rosa: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Mauve: But you’re always acting stupid?
Rosa: ...
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The squad is over at Jayco's house*
Fiahd: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Jayco: ... N-No...
Jayco, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Fiahd, motioning to Their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Noelle: I see a-
Jayco, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Fiahd: Oh, well I-
Jayco: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Jayco, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Mauve: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Samira: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Jayco: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Jayco: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Jayco, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Jayco: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Rosa, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Jayco:
Fiahd: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Jayco:
Jayco, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS |
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we need this
Ravensrun said:
The squad is over at Jayco's house*
Fiahd: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Jayco: ... N-No...
Jayco, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???
Fiahd, motioning to Their kitchen: Three, I thought!
Noelle: I see a-
Jayco, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Fiahd: Oh, well I-
Jayco: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Jayco, amazed: Its got a bake setting!
Mauve: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!
Samira: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?
Jayco: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!
Jayco: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Jayco, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Jayco: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
Rosa, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!
Jayco:
Fiahd: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Jayco:
Jayco, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mauve: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Noelle: ...I did. I broke it.
Mauve: No. No you didn't. Samira?
Samira: Don't look at me. Look at Fiahd.
Fiahd: What?! I didn't break it.
Samira: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Fiahd: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Samira: Suspicious.
Fiahd: No, it's not!
Rosa: If it matters, probably not, but Jaycowas the last one to use it.
Jayco: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Rosa: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jayco: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Rosa!
Noelle: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mauve.
Mauve: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Rosa: Mauve... Samira's been awfully quiet.
Samira: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Mauve, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Mauve: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Mauve:
Mauve: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here. |
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How would Thanos feel if Noelle had an ex he didn't know about |
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Thanos would be like, "I have exes too but that's no an excuse for you to have one." |
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Woo, Anij is official >:D Now Anij can have real lore and be a menace to her adoptive father |
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PLEASE. Well Noelle mayyy be getting an ex soon 👀
Tamesis said:
Thanos would be like, "I have exes too but that's no an excuse for you to have one."
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Brosc, Suya, & Jayco Quotes Suya: Would you take a bullet for me?
Brosc: ...yes?
*Jayco angrily burst into the room*
Suya: *running away* Great, thanks! Jayco: I lost Suya.
Brosc: How did you LOSE Suya?!
Jayco: To be fair, they are very small. Brosc to Suya: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
Jayco: Cockroach ankles!
Brosc: Ye- uh, what? Brosc: Suya is a perfect cinnamon scone who’s never done anything wrong in their entire life!
Jayco: Never done anything wrong?! They set a city block on FIRE! Brosc: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Suya:
Suya: I'm gonna tell them.
Jayco: Don't you dare. Rosa and Mauve Quotes Rosa: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!
Mauve: Why would I do that?
Rosa: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free! Mauve: I’m a reverse necromancer.
Rosa: Isn’t that just killing people?
Mauve: Ah, technically. Mauve: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Rosa:
Mauve: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Rosa: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms. Rosa: *About to do something incredibly stupid*
Mauve: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself. |
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