wait- no

I'll bike up to the very top of Australia in Queensland, make a raft and island hop from mini island to mini island all the way up to Papua New Guinea, steal another bike to the western side of that, then make more rafts and island hop to mainland Asia, then steal another bike and ride to Germany

I planned the island hopping on Google Maps no joke but accidentally deleted it aha

I would need to take a waterproof bag, a waterproof map, compass, food rations, flint and steel or waterproof matches if those exist, a pocket knife, water, a water filter for dirty water, a cup/bowl and a plastic sheet to desalinate seawater, oh yeah and sunscreen and rope. Why I'm procrastinating by planning out a hypothetical trip to Germany, I have no idea, but now I want to do it :'D

asdfghjkl

do it do it do it

It'll be great, and take an emu with you while you're at it

also bring duolingo so you can talk to everyone and find the nearest 7/11 or walmart because that is a neccessity

Y'know, I've never had anything from 7/11, and I've never been to walmart since we don't even have walmart in Australalalalalia :0

I mean, I may be slightly ambitious since I want to learn 11 languages, so dUoLinGo hErE i cOmE :'D
but- procrastinating is fun too

when should I leave? It may take several months to get there. I typed in Singapore to Germany on Google Maps and it says 2561 hours over a distance of 12 635km (7851.025 miles). And that's not even counting me getting to Singapore from Australia. And that's not even counting me biking it up to the top of Australia. (it also says the route includes a ferry but pfff I can probably swim-)

to get to the top of Queensland via bike it takes 151 hours so yeet. Toss in a couple of days, maybe two or three weeks, to get to Singapore. hmmmm

2712 hours is 113 days but I need breaks and sleep so put in hm... eight? hours for sleep a day x 113

904 hours of sleeping. Add that to 2712-
3616 hours is 150.6 days. so... roughly five months. Wait, no, six, for island hopping to Singapore

(I probably also need to bring money for food but pfff I'll just get a ton of books and stuff on bush tucker. And a passport- I'll bring one of those so I don't get arrested but I don't know anything about travelling through countries)

dude, I'm actually getting so hyped right now I want to do this so bad-

and for comparison, walking across Australia coast to coast takes 921 hours, or 38 days + 304 hours for sleeping = 51 days or almost two months. But Australia will be hot in two months so I'll just walk to Germany instead aha

Some countries need a visa. I'll get that route up again-

The route from Singapore to Germany goes through:

- Malaysia (no visa needed up to 90 days)

- Thailand (visa needed)

- Myanmar (vn)

- Nepal (vn)

- India (vn)

- Pakistan (vn)

- Afganistan (vn)

- Uzbekistan (says I need a tourist voucher)

- Kazakhstan (vn)

- Russia (vn)

- Ukraine (nvn up to 90 days)

- Poland (nvn up to 90 days)

- Germany (nvn up to 90 days)

and getting to Singapore:

- Papua New Guinea (vn)

- Indonesia (vn)

that's about...

11 visas I need, including the tourist voucher :0

the website I'm looking at says that if no visa is required, I still need a valid passport, sufficient funds (so I do need money :'D), proof of onward/return flights (pff I'm walking though what to give them now) and documents required for the next destination

I'll add those to my pack list

oh wait I forgot I was biking it across Eurasia- nEvErMiNd aLL mY hArD cAlCuLaTiOnS qwq

cycling isn't an option for me to choose for the route to Germany though. Darn. Let me try something-

getting from one side of Australia to the other takes 921 hours walking, 227 biking. 64 hours to Melbourne biking, 260 walking

that is a difference of 694 and 196 hours
frick how do I make a rule for this- maybe I need to divide?
921 / 227 = a bit over 4

260 / 64 = a bit over 4

eY! I did it :D
so I think for every hour of biking, it's four hours of walking
sO-

3616 / 4 = 904 hours biking from Singapore to Germany :0

almost 38 days

plus a few weeks for island hopping to Singapore and biking up to Queensland
so maybe 2-3 months? wOO lEt'S gO :DDD

asdfghjkl

I have never been so impressed in my life lmao

This looks like it took a considerable amount of research and it's all awesome and you should totally do it and yes yes yes

Actually so a few weeks ago when I was thinking about snatching my puppy and fleeing to Colorado, I learned that I, as a minor, could not fly or take a boat internationally without an adult, but I could swim so it will all work out

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also

Once you manage to get to the east coast, I will drag you over to a 24 hour super Walmart whether you like it or not :D

Wait so how much food and water would you need to sustain yourself

I might do that math tomorrow -