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My newspaper used to have a riddle of the week thingy. Considering that explanation, it should have been named Joke of the Week. How do you mend a broken cabbage? with a cabbage patch |
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I e forgotten how this joke goes but I think it goes like this. - Why shouldn't you go into to jungle after 5 pm? - becuase there are elephants in the trees and they will jump on you. - ( another joke that goes along with the last one) why do ducks have flat beaks? - because they went into the jungle after 5 pm and th elephants jumps on them. |
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Hmm? Why are there elephants in the trees?
Dawnforest said:
I e forgotten how this joke goes but I think it goes like this. - Why shouldn't you go into to jungle after 5 pm? - becuase there are elephants in the trees and they will jump on you. - ( another joke that goes along with the last one) why do ducks have flat beaks? - because they went into the jungle after 5 pm and th elephants jumps on them.
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So they can squash things,
The Midnight Howlers said:
Hmm? Why are there elephants in the trees?
Dawnforest said:
I e forgotten how this joke goes but I think it goes like this. - Why shouldn't you go into to jungle after 5 pm? - becuase there are elephants in the trees and they will jump on you. - ( another joke that goes along with the last one) why do ducks have flat beaks? - because they went into the jungle after 5 pm and th elephants jumps on them.
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One monkey jumped off a tree into a croc's mouth. A nearby monkey saw it, and have never met the first monkey before, also jumped into the croc's mouth. monkey see, monkey do. |
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XD
Long Wang said:
One monkey jumped off a tree into a croc's mouth. A nearby monkey saw it, and have never met the first monkey before, also jumped into the croc's mouth. monkey see, monkey do.
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What do you get when you cross a fish and a elephant? Elephant trunks |
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What do you get when you cross a fish and a elephant? Elephant trunks |
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What do you call a cow that cant produce milk? A Milk Dud |
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What does the dentist get for an award? A little plague. How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate? You just turn off the lights. |
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Winter 
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