I'm the last post! Do I win?

Dog go eat soup he while playing the online parchments.

I'm sure that's what she meant, but there is no "L" so it would be "on in" or "nine"

Either way, makes no goddamn sense.

Alternatively:

Dog go leat soup while playing kept do in fop parchments.

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- Leat: A leat is the name, common in the south and west of England and in Wales, for an artificial watercourse or aqueduct.

- Fop: a man who is concerned with his clothes and appearance in an affected and excessive way.

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𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓫𝓾𝓻𝓷𝓮, 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓾𝓷𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵

I'm afraid that's an impossible demand.

The depression blanket is comfy >:[

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓫𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓴𝓮𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓯𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓾𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓷 𝔀𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓮

Leave me and my depression blankie alone, I'm fine >:[

𝓸𝓴. 𝓲𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓪𝔂 𝓼𝓸