Long Wang said:

Fine. The rest of the joke-

wife- "the money comes from selling the dolls."

The Midnight Howlers said:

Tell ME!!!!! Besides the Joke has to be complete or else it's half a point.

Long Wang said:

Two married people have lived together for over 50 years. Their last conversation, the wife is dying.

husband- "Wife? What can I do for you?"

wife- "on the top shelf in our closet is a shoebox. Bring me the shoebox."

this shoebox has been forbidden for the husband to touch. Carefully, he goes to get the shoebox and comes back.

wife- "open the shoebox."

husband- opens the shoebox. Inside are two knitted dolls and over 10000$. "What are these for?"

wife- "my grandmother wished our marriage to be happy and told me for every time I was angry with you to knit a doll."

husband- happy that the wife was only angry with him twice. "What is the money for?"

wife-

What do you think was the wife's answer?

Long Wang said:

Brown Cow Joke-

some background information-

brown cow is a type of rocky road ice cream

there is a newly immigrated immigrant from another country, barely speaking any English. As a teen, he found work in a supermarket in the warehouse ice cream section. He's stocking the shelves one day when an old lady walks up to him. Their conversation-

old lady- "sir, do you have any brown cow in this store?"

immigrant- "ice cream here cow there!" Points to meat department. Wonders how they know if cow is white or brown. "Ask Joey." Joey's the head of the meat department.

old lady- shakes head "brown cow here."

immigrant- thinks, are you crazy? Says, "here ice cream. Cow over there."
old lady- surprisingly patient "no, brown cow here."

This goes on for several minutes, not repeating every single word in their conversation because it's repeated at this point.

immigrant- gives up and goes into the warehouse, hoping to prove to the lady there's no brown cow. He searches the stock list and finds out that brown cow is a type of ice cream. (Rocky road) he gives the old lady the ice cream for free and apologizes.

Long Wang said:

It's Alaskan winter and a woman is in charge of bringing snacks for a work meeting. She stops at the gas station to use the toilet and leaves a box of 24 strawberry frosting doughnuts in the back of her car. She returns, ready to go to work, when a sight meets her. In the back of the car, she finds a brown large lump. This lump has sharp teeth and claws and small beady eyes. It's a bear! The woman quickly backs away and calls the cops. They don't get here in time and the bear eats all the doughnuts.