The shoe floats in the bay, but this isn't any bay, it's San Francisco Bay! The shoe is headed towards Alcatraz island at a fast pace. Inside the shoe is soggy and smelly, and you wish to get out, but know you can't. Upon arriving on the shore of Alcatraz the shoe has traveled back in time to where Alcatraz was still a prison in use. Now it's left on the shore- who will find it?

Day 31

A cat notices the shoe, which only barely resembles its original form, silently sitting on the shore. The cat snatched the shoe, thinking it would be the perfect present for his wife... He begins to take it over to show her.

The poor guy forgot that his wife gets aggressive with him bringing random things home everyday and swats him repeatedly until he loses a tooth inside the shoe; blood drips inside it and his poor heart takes the shoe and runs off with it to sadly get rid of it. On his way to the orphanage, a dog spots him and keeps barking. The cat gets scared, arches, drops the shoe, and escapes safely. The dog sees the shoe and decides to keep it as a souvenir. Unfortunately, the dog has nowhere to hide it, and the owner (dog guards the orphanage) takes it inside. This orphanage is filled with more 1-3 (age) toddlers then anything.

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The toddlers are idiots and decide to eat the shoe. They are not completely dumb and decide that they will first deep fry it because anything deep-fried is yummy. After it is sopping with oil, they cut it amongst themselves using the neighbor's machete. Now, if you couldn't tell already, this orphanage is not top star and is fairly neglected by adults. The dog's owner primarily cares for the dog who is #1 baby. Plus the owner is also just the janitor. The people who actually run the place are always "sick" or "too tired" or "dead" to get up and cook/care for the orphans. Not that too many important people care. They're too busy doing big adult stuff like procrastinating and crying. Anyway, back to the shoe. It goes down in little Timmy's gullet because he is a giant pig and he gobbled it all up. Ewww, someone made a stinky.

Day 34!!!!!!!!!
The pig throws up the shoe and the shoe is run over by a farm truck. Then it get struck in the tire and is taken to the bank where some guy finds it and intends to put it in a lock box. Once in the bank the guy gets a key and locks the shoe away. After leaving the bank some suspicious looking guys walk in carrying a big bag. The guy thinks nothing of it and doesn't call the cops. The shoe is still in the lockbox though. Then after a few minutes the men come out, once they drive away the bank explodes, exploding the shoe. The pieces of the shoe fly up into the air and land into the other side of the ocean! Someone finds all the pieces and puts them in a paper shredder, destroying the shoe even more. Then the person places the shoe in acid, disintegrating whatever's left of it! Goodbye shoe, it's now gone... we are dead to

Wow

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And we're back to....

In a small shoe factory in North Dakota, a pair of shoes are created. They are a pair of bright neon pink crocs. The shoes are available for order on Amazon.

Day 2

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A man orders them and loves them. He's wearing them EVERYWHERE. Later on, he is fighting for his life. A guy tried to mob him. He ended up shoving the shoes down the mobber's throat and the guy ends up dying. The man is scared and runs away barefoot. The shoes are not happy being stuck in a guy's mouth. Not even a decent guy's mouth (but the right one does appreciate the gold tooth).

Day 3

Eventually the shoes are extracted during a post mortem and are thoroughly cleaned before being posted back to the rightful owner. The man. But the postal delivery doesn't go to plan and a old lady finds these wrapped up in her letterbox.

Day 4

the old lady gives the shoes to her husband who in turn wears them to work, since they are crocs they get his feet dirty and he gets so mad he throws them into a pile of cement and bury's them there.

Day 5

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A hit-man wants to bury a body there and he drills a hole in the cement and finds the shoes. Dang, them good looking shoes, so he takes them and buries his body and then re-pours the cement. He wears them for a while. Then he goes to the beach with the reward money from his job. However, he loses the shoes when he left them too close to the tide. The ocean takes them and they travel.