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Meh. How does one make a star out of a microwave?
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I believe you must first forfeit all your mortal possessions to a pluto then it will take pity on your poor soul and turn a microwave into a star! House of the Dragon said: Meh. How does one make a star out of a microwave?
Edited at August 15, 2021 04:56 AM by Greenfall
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Greenfall said: I believe you must first forfeit all your mortal possessions to a pluto then it will take pity on your poor soul and turn a microwave into a star! House of the Dragon said: Meh. How does one make a star out of a microwave?
no, no, no it's not Pluto it's Jupiter and you need the blood of a pig.
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Golden Corax said: Greenfall said: I believe you must first forfeit all your mortal possessions to a pluto then it will take pity on your poor soul and turn a microwave into a star! House of the Dragon said: Meh. How does one make a star out of a microwave?
no, no, no it's not Pluto it's Jupiter and you need the blood of a pig.
Blood of a pig? I'm sure a blood sacrifice holds merit, but why not my own blood? I'm sure it will have a higher chance to succeed seeing as my own Life Force is more valuable...
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Think we can make this to 1000 pages?
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FancyPants said: Think we can make this to 1000 pages?
Why not?
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House of the Dragon said: Golden Corax said: Greenfall said: I believe you must first forfeit all your mortal possessions to a pluto then it will take pity on your poor soul and turn a microwave into a star! House of the Dragon said: Meh. How does one make a star out of a microwave?
no, no, no it's not Pluto it's Jupiter and you need the blood of a pig.
Blood of a pig? I'm sure a blood sacrifice holds merit, but why not my own blood? I'm sure it will have a higher chance to succeed seeing as my own Life Force is more valuable...
Well, you actually need the blood of the damned but that's a bit hard to get. So if you can't get the blood of the damned, pig blood is fine. As well as any animal blood ((Grammarly is telling me this sounds friendly and inspirational, I-)
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