With your eyes

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How do I do a hand stand?

Same way you start a hot dog stand

what is the square root of 4?

3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
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how do I eat cheese?

You mix butter, milk, water in a blender and then grab the cheese slice. You throw the cheese slice not once but three times against a WOOD cabinet, then you throw it in the blender and then give the blender to your neighbor.

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How do I earn my bachelor's degree in teaching?

You go to class

But I forgot where that is

Where is it?

There *points to the school*

Why is yelling quack quack so scary.

because it summons a large amount of stale bread.
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Why am I eatting moss?

Because I am.

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Do reindeer fly?

Go ask one.

How do I drink tea?

Shove several carrots up your nose.

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How do I buy a car?