Hi! I'm a returning player on here- so kinda feeling a little old with all the new features. Understanding why the elderly grumble about the world changing now, I keep getting surprised by all the additions!

A little bit about me- I'm a high school graduate, trying to get some extra courses so I can take a Criminal Justice BA next year :)

If my program choice didn't give you a hint, I have a thing for crime shows and documentaries (moreso an obsession but we ignore that), as well as going outside and hanging with the multiple kittens that enjoy relaxing in my garage. Well, relaxing and sticking their paws in the little hole we have in the floor, for some reason.

I kinda don't talk much at first, but shoot me a dm and I'll always respond :)

Hope y'all have a good day!

♡WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!♡

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"

5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.

6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"

7. Skip rather than walk.

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Sing along at the opera.

10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.

11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "

12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "

13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. :3