WAYS TO KEEP YOUR SANITY!!!

1. Sit in a parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go"
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're just not in the mood.
11. When money comes out of the cash machine, scream " I WON, I WON! "
12. When leaving the zoo, start running toward your car in the parking lot screaming, " They're loose! "
13. Put this on your page and make someone else smile. I have recently (From Among Us's(or Us'?) page)